KFA – Excuse me please
Yesterday I saw a photo uploaded in FaceBook, by an ID called ‘Jobless Jack’, with a caption “Do you know to fly the plane Mr. Krishna, we dont have pilots”. The photo inspired me to add my own comments. The posts are below the photo:
- Don’t you know? The hostesses are on strike man…
- Please understand… This flight is not going to parliament…
- Give me some change man…
- I told you not to bring these two guys… Didn’t I???
- Yes… You must show the tickets… Please… At least before the takeoff…
- Explain him in Marathi, that its an English magazine…
- You are nooooot alone… I am here with youuuu…
- You could take your coat off sir…
- Girls??? What girls???
- நல்லா இருந்தா நான் ஏன்டா உன்கிட்டே வந்து கடன் கேக்குறேன்???
- Please understand… We will start only when it is full…
- What??? You want to know why the airplanes don’t have air horns???
- Yes… it runs on ATF… But you need pilot to drive this man…
- Understand… We don’t have fans inside… You just don’t need them in… What you found outside would be attached to the engines till the end of the journey…
- See… It’s like this… Until you guys bail me out, i cannot fly…
- Come on guys… What you did to ‘Maharaja’, I did to ‘Kingfisher’…
- Pilots??? They are still stuck in traffic which you guys created on your way here…
- Do i ever ask you about your international relationships??? Then why do you ask about my Kingfisher status???
- You were misinformed by the revised flight schedule… It was meant only to DGCA and media… Not for passengers…
- Don’t look at me like this… I too have been to parliament…
That’s it!!!
