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KFA – Excuse me please

KFA – Excuse me please

Yesterday I saw a photo uploaded in FaceBook, by an ID called ‘Jobless Jack’, with a caption “Do you know to fly the plane Mr. Krishna, we dont have pilots”. The photo inspired me to add my own comments. The posts are below the photo:

  • Don’t you know? The hostesses are on strike man…
  • Please understand… This flight is not going to parliament…
  • Give me some change man…
  • I told you not to bring these two guys… Didn’t I???
  • Yes… You must show the tickets… Please… At least before the takeoff…
  • Explain him in Marathi, that its an English magazine…
  • You are nooooot alone… I am here with youuuu…
  • You could take your coat off sir…
  • Girls??? What girls???
  • நல்லா இருந்தா நான் ஏன்டா உன்கிட்டே வந்து கடன் கேக்குறேன்???
  • Please understand… We will start only when it is full…
  • What??? You want to know why the airplanes don’t have air horns???
  • Yes… it runs on ATF… But you need pilot to drive this man…
  • Understand… We don’t have fans inside… You just don’t need them in… What you found outside would be attached to the engines till the end of the journey…
  • See… It’s like this… Until you guys bail me out, i cannot fly…
  • Come on guys… What you did to ‘Maharaja’, I did to ‘Kingfisher’…
  • Pilots??? They are still stuck in traffic which you guys created on your way here…
  • Do i ever ask you about your international relationships??? Then why do you ask about my Kingfisher status???
  • You were misinformed by the revised flight schedule… It was meant only to DGCA and media… Not for passengers…
  • Don’t look at me like this… I too have been to parliament…

That’s it!!!

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